ourdrunkitchen:

My Drunk Kitchen: Progression of Drunkenness

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.
(via junefaded)

letsgetjagkd:

Sometimes when I’m singing that song, when it says “stay seventeen”, I say “stay seventy”. And you guys don’t even know the difference because it sounds the same, but inside I’m laughing, because I’m singing about grandparents. 
 -Alex Gaskarth

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

roosterstiel:

saint-chan asked: team gents or team lads

"Ray, get in, I’ll sleep between you and Gavin. Snuggled between two of my favorite boys."

dan lookin like a cutie in 'The Truth About December' {x}

hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

spooky-ashtonium:

kittykatgorawr:

augustusfring:

ifreakinlovebooks:

hypable:

A key part of a book to film adaptation is just how loyal the script is to the source material.
For The Fault in Our Stars, it’s nearly identical.
Read interview highlights at Hypable.com

YESSSSSS!

“But, you know, my hope is that it can be a good movie, not that it can be a good visualization of a book.”
he gets it

"HUMP THE MOIST CAVE WALL"

"MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THE CAVE WALL"

spooky-ashtonium:

kittykatgorawr:

augustusfring:

ifreakinlovebooks:

hypable:

A key part of a book to film adaptation is just how loyal the script is to the source material.

For The Fault in Our Stars, it’s nearly identical.

Read interview highlights at Hypable.com

YESSSSSS!

“But, you know, my hope is that it can be a good movie, not that it can be a good visualization of a book.”

he gets it

"HUMP THE MOIST CAVE WALL"

"MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THE CAVE WALL"

clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

image

Flush one thing you want to delete from the world.

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough