theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
its-all-hood:


Troye just surprised you!

Damn. I did not see that coming.

its-all-hood:

Troye just surprised you!

Damn. I did not see that coming.

(Source: the-fault-in-our-youtubers)

(Source: musingmaru)

cheaterbaby:

i dont need you back and i dont want you back

(Source: cdxxblazeit)

Did you and your gf breakup?
Anonymous

yeah we did but it was for the best u feel

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(Source: amathophilia)

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t


gambitka:

damndanhowell:

i sped them up and i can’t stop laughing

im fucking wasted guys oh m god

When someone tells me they like Dan but don’t like Phil…